In PT today I learned that the young, cute lil southern belle with the darling accent is really possessed by the demon Pazuzu. I realized this as she stood over me, screaming, "Are you going to cry like a little girl? Are you my little bitch?" while cracking her ID lanyard like a whip. Then she vomited green bile over me.
Okay but the most important question is, "Did you like it?"
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